Tuesday, January 27, 2009
(via suburbanhomeboys)

New Jersey is America’s secret treasure-house of culture.
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Of course, think “New Jersey” and cultural epicenter doesn’t immediately spring to mind. Instead, the name summons up unsparing caricature: grime, gangsters, pollution, ugly highways, Byzantine shopping malls, Saharan parking lots and a level of culture somewhere between troglodyte and troll.
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So why all the antipathy toward a place that is also the first colony to ratify the Bill of Rights, that contains numerous beautiful towns and villages, that boasts an ocean, mountains and a vast forest among its natural wonders, and that has more horses per square mile than any other state?

Giddy up. Also, this sentence is too good to ignore:

The Garden State Parkway is something like the fulfillment of the modern dream of harmony between nature and technology — where rivers like glass meet winking airports.

It’s almost as lovely as one of our state’s most treasured slogans, courtesy of The Outlawz: I’m from N-E-W Jerz, where plenty murders occurz.

(via suburbanhomeboys)

New Jersey is America’s secret treasure-house of culture.

(snip)

Of course, think “New Jersey” and cultural epicenter doesn’t immediately spring to mind. Instead, the name summons up unsparing caricature: grime, gangsters, pollution, ugly highways, Byzantine shopping malls, Saharan parking lots and a level of culture somewhere between troglodyte and troll.

(snip)

So why all the antipathy toward a place that is also the first colony to ratify the Bill of Rights, that contains numerous beautiful towns and villages, that boasts an ocean, mountains and a vast forest among its natural wonders, and that has more horses per square mile than any other state?

Giddy up. Also, this sentence is too good to ignore:

The Garden State Parkway is something like the fulfillment of the modern dream of harmony between nature and technology — where rivers like glass meet winking airports.

It’s almost as lovely as one of our state’s most treasured slogans, courtesy of The Outlawz: I’m from N-E-W Jerz, where plenty murders occurz.

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    New Jersey…I miss you so…
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    To quote Ted Mosby: “So why don’t you girls crawl into the open sewer pipe you call the Holland Tunnel and flush...
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    what a great way to wake up after a nice nap
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    I agree but……Where is Kevin Smith?
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    Proud to be Jersey born and raised. And yes, seriously, get past Newark and there is an amazing state to be enjoyed. I...
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    New Jersey: Don’t worry, we send the worst parts to New York for the weekend.
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