Thursday, April 14, 2011

iPhone “Notes” I’ve Written To Myself Over The Past Year Or So Whose Motivations Are Lost To The Sands of Time.

  • SOMETHING MUDDLED!!!!1!
  • “Oh it was a coolio song, but there was something with Amish.”
  • What was the other domestic disturbance?
  • She was a very short dumpy little person with a big strong…personality.
  • Dealing w 2 yr old they’ll ask why
  • Checking out smart car
  • Iridescent polarized sunglasses
  • It’s a horse of a diff color and the color is green
  • 2 pt ball
  • Red hook bait
  • Handknot zip grey sweater “Clem” … guy in carhart overalls.
  • “Where’s your knitting? You used to tattoo, you can knit. Didn’t you used to tattoo chickens? No, it was grapefruits and pork rinds. Didn’t you also tattoo drunks? Yeah, there was one stick figure in the hobo pose thing. And a beer bottle. (Bartender: I want a beer bottle.)”
  • Whip hair video and silver springs
  • “IV vans on college campuses. 50 bucks a pop.” “Obviously the nurses have to be hot.” “I’d pay that.” “Takes 30 minutes, by 8am you’d be ready for class.”
  • Other ideas: 3d/apps; tiki barber
  • Doggie diva
  • Mice/eyelashes

Notes

  1. dorothydorothydo said: I think the IV Vans are great and would also be a big hit on Bedford Avenue on Friday mornings!
  2. choire said: Dreaaaaaaam Journal.
  3. brianvan said: brilliant
  4. tabitha said: shoulda pitched the 3d tiki barber app
  5. dische said: It seems to me that the second note is a reference to Amish Paradise by Weird Al.
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