Elevator rage is all the rage.
I secretly think less of door-close people in the elevator.
You know who I fucking hate? People who walk up to the elevator at the same time that I do who see me press the button to summon it, in fact the button lights up in recognition of this fact, yet they still feel compelled to go right behind me and press the button repeatedly when they become impatient that the elevator isn’t coming fast enough for them, as if I performed the same task with gross incompetence just a few seconds prior.
Hey 99, whaddaya think? I bet David Owen could mine this for some comedy gold.
But seriously folks. If I may throw my two cents in, I’d say MY glaringest glares are reserved for the people who run and stick their handbags (it’s usually a woman OMG GIRL ON GIRL CRIMES!!) in the closing doors, causing the whole elevator door cycle to reset. That being said, I’m usually so beaten and battered by subway escalator civil wars that by the time I get to the elevator I’m reduced to standing in the corner mumbling to myself with my forehead pressed against the cool metal walls.
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etoilenoire reblogged this from marco
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pink-squirrel reblogged this from marco and added:
Some work, some don’t. I...helps, but it doesn’t take much
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leadfill reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
I hate people who repeatedly push the call button. Some comedian (I forget who) had a bit about that and how they must...
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katiebakes reblogged this from marco and added:
Hey 99, whaddaya think? I bet David Owen could mine this...some comedy gold. But seriously...
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rosano reblogged this from marco and added:
who push both buttons when they only want to go up.
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shawnchin reblogged this from kiyo
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yaffa reblogged this from nostrich and added:
This article comes up: Up and Then Down: The lives of elevators by Nick Paumgarten
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nicolai reblogged this from nostrich
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kiyo reblogged this from marco and added:
Elevator Hacking - How...make an elevator bypass...other...
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bryanmckay reblogged this from marco and added:
Though this anecdote does nothing to disprove Marco’s argument, I have funny experiences with
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katymarino reblogged this from nostrich
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littletinyfish reblogged this from ragdoll and added:
The same could be said about the pedestrian “Push to Cross” buttons on Crosswalks. The vast majority of those don’t...
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fuckinnerd reblogged this from marco and added:
figure out that most...anything by timing them...testing...
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bigdreams reblogged this from marco
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glenndixon reblogged this from marco and added:
interesting article, but I’m fortunate...a building where two
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ragdoll reblogged this from marco and added:
I openly think less...engineers who insist...putting broken...
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nostrich reblogged this from marco and added:
Door close buttons...haven’t worked since around...early...
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travors reblogged this from marco and added:
similar contempt...pedestrian crossing...after I have, like
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bunkercomplex reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
I’m encountering an increasing number of those who will mistakenly spam the “open doors” button when they want them...
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fatmanatee reblogged this from marco and added:
Secretly? Let that emotion out, sir. A kick...groin could do some
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