Rob Walker has uncovered the provenance of the Norwegian curling team’s pants: a golf apparel company, natch.
The retailer is called Loudmouth and, as you can see at the Murketing blog, the Olympic uniform is actually relatively toned down in comparison to some of the line’s other patterns.
Writes Walker:
Two things here. First, I think it’s pretty cool that these guys got their official uniforms just by picking some easily-available off-the-rack product from a golfing apparel website.
The second thing about these pants is, they’re kind of amazing. I’m not saying I would wear them, but I am saying that they could easily escape the confines of the golf course, which is where they’ve evidently been stuck before now. But check out the pants after the jump. How long before some celebrity turns up in a pair of these at an awards show or whatever? How long before some alpha ironic hipster strolls down Bedford in a pair of these? Not with the white belt of course, but maybe with a Three Wolf Moon T-shirt.
Terrifying. I hope this happens.
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i miss watching curling. my guilty pleasure #526
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このユニかわいかったよねえ。
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national pride, i feel it.
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golf is so boring, how’d they end up with such lulzy pants? also, i’m pretty sure baccarati has them already.
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Love you, Team Ulsrud!
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Phil and I already decided that “Epileptic Pants” would make a great name for an album.
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John Daly will be proud. He’s been wearing them for months on the tour and also sells them on his own website...
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Yet another shining example of why Norway is greater than everyone else. Except, it seems at the most Norwegian thing...
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I’d need them a little more tailored before I’d wear them to the bar, but yes. Terrific.
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Must. Fucking. Have.
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