Just another day at the office...
- Coworker: Well, can you reach him? It's important.
- Coworker: I know he's on a boat, but has he been checking in with the office?
- Coworker: (listening, listening)
- Coworker (clearly exasperated, borderline sarcastic): Fine. Why don't you just give me "The Captain's" fax number then and we'll go from there.