“As I leaned down to whisper goodbye to a dozing Francesca, I must have startled her, because she bolted upright with such force that she hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent’s face.”
Oh my god, a THIRTY FOUR PICTURE SLIDE SHOW INCLUDING ONE SLIDE IN WHICH SHE CRITICIZES THE HOSPITAL WALLPAPER. This is so much better and more important than GOOP.
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Feel better soon, Martha!
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Just want to highlight the “more important than GOOP” part. SO TRUE.
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My love for Martha knows no bounds. Please, please go through the slide show.
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The one where she criticizes the wallpaper is the best of the batch.
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True story, my friend Tina has a lovable wanna be lap dog Zeus who is a pitbull. He head butt her so hard he broke her...
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Thank you, internet!
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Maddie’s definitely head butted me in the face on accident - but never to this degree. I couldn’t help but look through...
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!!!! feel better soon, martha!
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she criticized the wallpaper. the wallpaper. while she was being stitched up, she criticized the wallpaper.
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BURY ME.
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