October 2010
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"The only difference today is the old person is...
Gavin McInnes on hipster hate:
“But what about their legacy?” I was recently asked by New York magazine. “What will they have left behind after it’s all said and done?” This question gets on my nerves. “Music and fashion,” I answered incredulously. Since when are young people responsible for leaving us with anything more? Have you heard their politics? I don’t want these people voting. I...
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Your parenthetical aside of the day. →
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NFL on Halloween
iamgeorgeous (via bobdebird):
Have this feeling that one of the bobble heads on Fox won’t be able to make it through a Halloween Sunday Football schedule without uttering the term Sack-O-Lantern.
National Fright League
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"Shambles" as a verb! →
Your parenthetical aside of the day.
“(unless, of course, you’re an elderly librarian or lunch lady)”
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This might be the best one yet. →
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Go New York go New York go.
realkingfish:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious.
On October 27 at 7:00 p.m., the new chapter in New York Knicks history begins against the Toronto Raptors. Now, since the game is in Toronto and because I couldn’t afford tickets even if the game was at the Garden, I thought this would be a good reason for all of us to get together and watch the game while drinking to excess.
Here are the...
These girls really need great, tribal mentoring. So, am I going to start with...
– Kelly Cutrone (via leilacohenmiccio)
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Poetry. →
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(Carroll also offered this more parochial insight into what it’s like to poll in...
– slaskow:
Favorite quote from new Capital/WNYC story. Home state pride.
"Women are in general better at... →
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THE BRUSH-OFF: Ann hides it in a P.S. at the end of the letter (“As much as I...
– After I compared Madge’s handwriting to Stacey McGill’s (Long did I covet Stacey’s handwriting, particularly how she did her ‘a’; I even tried for awhile to change my handwriting to have that ‘a’, but, just like trying to maintain a fake accent or doing that...
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"Again, it’s not about the sandwich, it’s about...
Selected sentences from bobbybigwheel’s valiant attempt to eat all of NY Magazine’s Top 101 Sandwiches:
That was the sandwich the Teamsters hid from Liz on 30 Rock.
I think this was included for the sake of geographical diversity.
Girls that wear Vineyard Vines are a sucker for this place.
I remember having a transcendent bocadillo in the Barcelona train station. Could you...
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"'We're kind of like anti-Wal-Mart and...
NPR has the story of “Stoners Against Prop 19, a group of marijuana advocates who worry the California proposition to legalize pot is too restrictive on individual growers, in contrast to corporate growers.” Nice. Fringe groups who are so extremist that they loop back around the other way happen to be an important interest of mine. I mean, Kerry Haters for Kerry (mentioned here in a...
A transcript of every hockey game ever broadcast. →
Play-by-play: Welcome back. Here’s a scoring chance … he scores! Let’s bring in the former goaltender that we’re legally obligated to include on every broadcast. Ex-goalie: That one was totally not the goaltender’s fault, it was deflected in off a stick. Play-by-play: The goal came on a breakaway. Ex-goalie: Exactly. The shooter deflected it into the net using his own...
The Mets ownership is treating their search for a new G.M. as if it’s some sort...
– -winstonwolfe
"There's so much room for personal taste. To each... →
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* Any gay people in here?” [Tracy] Morgan asked. The room got pretty quiet. “My friend are all kinds, my friends are all kinds. I just think that gay guys get sensitive sometimes.” He paused. Mr. Morgan continued, “If you can take a dick, then you can take a joke.” [Adam] Moss laughed deep and loud.
-Zeke Turner, “At New York’s Vulture Launch Party...
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(The Gemma name is either purposefully or accidentally amusing, considering that...
– Your parenthetical aside of the day.
And here I always thought it was spelled... →
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A year later, we’re having lunch and I’m telling [David] Hirshey about my new...
– Bill Scheft.